she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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