In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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