New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He did a backflip because drugs
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