doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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