I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Randomize
