Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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