We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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