what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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