That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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