I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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