My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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