I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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