Don't you send me to vm
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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