he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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