I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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