not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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