Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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