seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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