The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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