I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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