Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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