I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I stole a fireplace last night.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize