You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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