Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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