She said her name was "party"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
