Fine. I'll sleep in my office
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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