Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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