Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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