so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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