Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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