If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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