I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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