do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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