Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
