Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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