Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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