Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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