your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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