The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
...so i touched it.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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