And to think..we used to do everything sober...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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