I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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