ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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