Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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