I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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