just come out here and I will go home with you...
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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