That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Everything about him screamed your future.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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