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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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