I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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