okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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