I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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