Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
lets start a swedish sibling band together
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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