So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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