Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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